Who's The Best?

Recent email exchange at work:

 

From: Krista Tappan
Sent: Wednesday, October 30, 2013 9:37 AM
To: Sneaky Sweets
Subject: RE:

Omg thanks!!!!!!  Thank you for all of your help…you are the BEST!

Krista Tappan
Enrollment Specialist


From: Sneaky Sweets
Sent: Wednesday, October 30, 2013 9:56 AM
To: Krista Tappan
Subject: RE:

Aww, you’re the best Krista!

Or maybe the second best to be honest…you’re right, I’m the best.  Well, then there’s Adrian Peterson…he’s pretty good too…so we’ll make him the 2^nd best and you’re the 3^rd best!  Although…my Uncle Jim is super cool…not as cool as Adrian though so we’ll put him at 3^rd best and you’re a close 4^th best!  Oh wait…I forgot about Keith Richards…only the coolest guitarist in the coolest band ever…the Rolling f*cking Stones…we’re going to have to put him in at 2^nd best and bump everyone else down 1 slot.  So…here it is…I’m the best, Keith Richards is the 2^nd best, Adrian Peterson is the 3^rd best, then my Uncle Jim at 4^th best, and you’re right there at 5^th best!  Cool!  Oh sh*t, wait…I totally forgot about Al Pacino.  Dog Day Afternoon…Scarface…say hello to my little friend…c’mon, so awesome.  He’s cooler than Adrian, but not as cool as Keith.  Okay, okay…so here’s the final tally:

I’m the best.
Keith Richards is 2nd best.

Al Pacino is 3^rd best.

Adrian Peterson is 4^th best.

Uncle Jim is 5^th best.

Krista Tappan is 6^th best.

 

Okay then, thanks, and have a great day!!

 

 

From: Krista Tappan
Sent: Wednesday, October 30, 2013 9:58 AM
To: Sneaky Sweets
Subject: RE:

 

6^th best!  I’ll take it!!!  Thanks…LMAO!!!