Thursday, July 30, 2015

The Good, the Bad and the Awesome


Well as the title suggests, we will start off with the ‘good’.  Early last Spring the four remaining living members of the Grateful Dead announced they were going to do three final farewell shows in Chicago on July 3rd, 4th and 5th of 2015 at Soldier Field.  This seemed fitting as it was the site for the final shows the Dead did in 1995 before Jerry Garcia died a month later.  I had been at those two final shows in ’95, and I decided I had to see at least one of the three final ever Dead shows.  With Saturday being the 4th of July to spend with the family and Sunday the 5th being my wife Nadia’s birthday, that only left me with Friday the 3rd
 
We were going to be in Wisconsin anyways that Thursday through Sunday at Nadia’s brothers cabin in the Wisconsin Dells, so my plan was to drive the 3.5 hours on Friday down from the cabin to Chicago, and then drive back late after the show.  But after months of looking I could not for the life of me find a reasonable ticket.  I was not going to spend hundreds of dollars to sit behind the stage, so I decided not to go.  But then my buddy Travelin’ Dave from Milwaukee told me he flew out to San Francisco for the two Dead shows the weekend before and there were tons of tickets available all over the parking lot.  Okay, that’s good news, so I decided to go to Chicago without a ticket and find one in the lot.
 
As I was pulling into the B&B where Travelin’ was staying with his girlfriend, out of the blue my friend Dave Thompson called me up from Virginia and asked if I was in Chicago and if I needed a ticket.  He knew a guy in Chicago with an extra.  $215 face value.  Yes I said!  More than I wanted to pay (I only had $260 in cash), but at least I would be in to the show.  Then he texted me and said it was free!  What?!  So I figured the guy with the extra ticket was rich and was just being really cool.  After many anxious texts and failed phone calls and voicemails with his friend, I finally managed to find the guy out in the lot only an hour before show time.  And thank god because there were NO extra tickets to be found.  I would have been shut out.  I only saw one guy selling tickets in the lot and he looked like a criminal.  And right after I saw him I ran into a friend from Minneapolis who was incredibly bummed out because he had just spent a ton of money on two tickets from somebody in the lot and the tickets were fake.  He got turned away at the door.
 
So I finally find Thompson’s guy with an hour to spare and he hands me the ticket and a beer and said the ticket was on Thompson!  Dave…you are so f*cking cool.  It was a great seat, next to a hot 24-year old chick who was there with her dad.  They were both totally cool and we talked and shared Dead stories.  The show was a blast and surpassed all of my expectations.  I warmed up to Trey Anastasio after a bit, and then started to really enjoy his guitar.  I was never a Phish fan and only have been to one half of one Phish show so I know nothing about Trey, but he was good.  The 1st set was well done and the energy of the 70,000 people was a living, contagious entity.  It was starting to feel a little like old times. 
 
‘Mason’s Children’ to open the 2nd set was the second of four songs I had never heard the real Dead play (Passenger, Mason’s Children, New Potato Caboose and Ripple).  The ‘Scarlet/Fire’ that came next was crowd-pleasingly awesome.  That eventually led into ‘Drums’ which was fun to watch as they broadcast it up close on the insanely massive screen behind us, but it was a bit weird as everyone turned their backs to the stage to watch the screen.  The jam after ‘Playin In The Band’ was incredibly long and rather pointless since they had just got done with a long ‘Drums/Space’.  It was basically all seven guys making uncoordinated noise for way too long, and after awhile I really missed Jerry who would have guided that mess into something cool.  I said to the hot chick “What the hell are they doing?” and this being her first Dead show she had no idea what they were doing.  Finally Bob steered it into ‘Let It Grow’ which was cool, and then a sweet ‘Help/Slip/Franklins’ to end the set.  Then the ‘Ripple’ encore to end the show was total goosebumps, with Bobby singing and playing acoustic guitar.
 
It was a good concert, but it could never touch that good ol’ Grateful-Jerry feeling you got when Jerry was on stage taking care of our souls.  It did reaffirm my love of the Grateful Dead’s music however, the soundtrack to much of my life.  I had a few goosebump moments (during ‘The Music Never Stopped’, and of course ‘Ripple’).  I had no illusions that I was seeing a Grateful Dead show when really I was just seeing the best Dead cover band of all time…but the music was good and it was a great night.  If those same seven guys ever toured I would go see them (but not for $215). 
 
I have my commemorative ticket, as well as the stuff they handed you at the door which was a rose, a backstage-pass type of thing and a program.  And since I had some extra money thanks to Dave I also scored a signed/numbered 7/3/15 poster (#987/1000) which I have framed along with the ticket and pass.  It was a good time and I had a blast and I owe it all to Thompson.  I am almost glad I did not go to the final show on Sunday as I am sure there were a lot of tears.  I listened to it on Sirius radio in my car and I was tearing up throughout the show.  I was very nostalgic, thinking back on the exactly 100 times I had seen them in the past and all the good times/friends/travels/memories/loves the Grateful Dead had brought me.  Overall, it was a ‘good’ experience and I will go see these guys play again in whatever configuration they come up with.
 
Now we go back a couple weeks to the ‘bad’.  With two small kids Nadia and I only get out with each other a few times a year, so we have to pick and choose our nights carefully.  We had not gone out since the previous fall so when I saw Gordon Lightfoot tickets go on sale a few months ago I asked Nadia if she was up for that.  It was on Saturday, 6/20/15, just a day before our 7-year anniversary.  She was not a big fan, but I had grown up listening to his records and still love everything on the ‘Sundown’ album so I talked her into it.  I scored a pair of great 15th row aisle seats dead center on the floor of the State Theatre in Minneapolis.  I had never seen him but always wanted to, so I was super excited.
 
When we got inside I ordered a double-scotch for me and a bag of Skittles for Nadia.  $23 with the tip.  Okay, it would be a one-drink night.  No problem.  We settled in to our kickass seats and right on time at 8pm the band strolled on stage and started playing.  Soon a little old man shuffled slowly up to the center mic with a guitar and started playing and ‘singing’.  What?  Was that possibly Gordon?  It did not look like the guy that was on any of the album covers I had ever seen.  This was just a little old guy with long, greasy, slicked-back hair.  And the voice.  Ouch.  It was inaudible, barely above an old-man whisper.  Was this for real?  A quick check of my cell phone revealed he was born in 1938.  Holy crap he was going on 77 years old!
 
That sort of explained the insanely bad vocals, but it did not explain why he still thinks he should be touring.  I looked over at Nadia who was gamely pretending to be enjoying herself.  I shook my head and put her at ease by telling her that this was horrible.  She looked relieved, like she thought that I thought that this was good.  I kept hoping maybe he would clear his throat and his voice would come back, or he just needed a couple songs to warm up.  But no…his voice remained consistently painfully embarrassingly non-existent throughout the entire concert.  After 45 minutes he took a much needed set-break.  15 minutes later he shuffled back on stage and continued the torture for another 45 minutes. 
 
His band was good, but his voice was just awful.  I knew every word to almost every song, but I could barely recognize the songs.  I love Gordon Lightfoot and his music, but the ancient man who was croaking out my favorite songs bore no resemblance to the man who first sang them.  It was by far the worst concert I have ever paid any money for.  This was not an isolated incident for him because I have since read similar reviews of his shows around the country.  I feel bad for him, but I just hope somebody he will listen to will tell him that he has to stop touring and retire.  It was a ‘bad’ performance and nobody should ever pay money to see him again.
 
Now we go back another couple weeks to the freaking ‘awesome’.  Last spring mysterious billboards started popping up in certain cities around the country with the familiar Rolling Stone tongue logo and a saying next to it like ‘Start Me Up’ or ‘You Get What You Need’.  Minneapolis was one of those cities and I was overjoyed.  I had only seen the Stones twice before, and for various reasons I had not seen them since 1997.  The show was announced to be at TCF Bank Stadium on Tuesday, 6/3/15 and I scored a fairly good seat for $150.  I marked my calendar and eagerly awaited the return of the greatest rock and roll band of all time.
 
The day of the concert it was raining so I brought a raincoat and parked a mile away near my old apartment in Dinkytown to avoid traffic and paying for parking.  I had my bike in the back of the car and rode in the misty rain to the stadium and locked my bike to a rack against the stadium.  I was wearing my 50th Anniversary Stones shirt (thanks Penny!) and my ‘Stones/Sesame Street/Some Girls’ boxer shorts and I was ready to rock!  Grace Potter opened and she was great.  The first time I had seen her was a few years ago in a half-full bar called the Cabooze, and now she was opening for the Stones in a football stadium.  I talked to her at the Cabooze and she signed a couple of her cd’s for me as my buddy Mitch and I went backstage to smoke up her band.  Extremely nice guys, and Grace is as cool as she is hot so I was happy to see her making it big-time.  She did a great set and the mist had ended by the time her set did and the skies cleared up.
 
My purchased seat was in the upper level on the side of the stage but I never went up there.  Instead I found a 5th row aisle seat directly below on the lower level right out in front of the stage.  I sat there for Grace, and then had to move back to the 7th row for the Stones.  For some strange reason I had 10 seats all to myself in an expensive section close to the stage.  Through the next couple of hours they slowly filled in with a few people, but I managed to have the two seats on the aisle all to myself for the entire show.  That is one of the perks of going to a concert by myself…I usually manage to find a great seat close to the stage.
 
The excitement and tension was building until the lights finally went down and out came the Rolling f*cking Stones with ‘Jumping Jack Flash’ and it was on.  It was a massive stage of course and they continued to assault us with classics like ‘It’s Only Rock n Roll’ and rarities like ‘Bitch’ for over two hours.  Mick Jagger was all of 71 years old, but he sang and acted like he was in his 20’s.  His voice was perfect and he is obviously in great shape as he danced and pranced the entire concert.  Compared to Gordon Lightfoot who is only 5 years older, Mick is a god.  Gordon can barely walk or talk whereas Mick hardly ever stops moving.  The stage was as wide as a football field and there was a walkway out from the stage out to the middle of the field.  Mick left no part of the stage or the walkway untouched as he continuously ran all over, making as many people as possible feel as if they were in the front row.  Keith Richards, Ron Wood and the rest of the band rocked, but Mick was clearly the life of the party.
 
One of the highlights was when Mick slowed down for a bit, donned an acoustic guitar and went into ‘Moonlight Mile’…so beautiful.  Later Grace Potter was invited onstage to sing a powerful ‘Gimme Shelter’ with Mick and she nailed it, and she even inadvertently flashed us her boobs a few times which was nice.  Two songs later things got eerily intense when the familiar bongos started the intro to ‘Sympathy For The Devil’.  Smoke and flames licked up from the stage and massive screens while Mick slowly emerged from hell wearing a devilish black and red outfit.  The encore started with a wonderful ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’ complete with a huge local choir split in half on either side of the stage, and ended fittingly with ‘Satisfaction’ and fireworks. 

The great seats were a big part of it, but god what a crazy ‘awesome’ concert.  Expectations tend to get lower the older your heroes get, but the Rolling Stones erased any doubt that they are still a viable touring band with an incredible performance that blew me away.  I will never not see them if they ever come around again.  Check out the Stone’s 6/3/15 set list:

1)      Jumping Jack Flash

2)      It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll (But I Like It)

3)      All Down The Line

4)      Tumbling Dice

5)      Doom And Gloom

6)      Bitch

7)      Moonlight Mile

8)      Out Of Control

9)      Honky Tonk Women

10)  Before They Make Me Run

11)  Happy

12)  Midnight Rambler

13)  Miss You

14)  Gimme Shelter

15)  Start Me Up

16)  Sympathy For The Devil

17)  Brown Sugar

Encore

18)  You Can’t Always Get What You Want

19)  (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction